Our carefully designed online exam takes just a few minutes to complete. We will determine how big an asshole you really are by your answers. Our sophisticated software will score you instantly.  Each answer has a shrewdly assigned point value, and your overall score will precisely determine your level of Assholiness.  You are then placed into our Certified Asshole database at the correct level.  

In order to maintain the highest standards and guarantee the reputation of our certifications we require that our members be recertified every 2 years.  It is imperative that we ensure that our members are either bigger assholes than when they were first certified or at the very least have not become something less than an Certifiable Asshole.

Don't forget as a Certified member you will have access to our exclusive members area where you can acquire our trademark Certified Asshole gear, chat with other Certified Assholes on our exclusive boards, read the latest Certified Asshole blog, and get your own email address @certifiedasshole.com.