You can get a free Certified Asshole Membership card mailed to you once you are certified.

Getting Certified is easy! First you need to select a user name and password, and pay the $9.98 testing fee using our secure PayPal payment link. Then just take our Certified Asshole Exam and we'll let you know just how big an asshole you are.

Select a user id to check its availability: This is a "handle" that other users will identify you by NOT your full name. (unless that's what you want to use).

Be aware that to become a member of CertifiedAsshole.Com you must qualify by taking the Asshole Certification Exam. Not to worry though, if you are any kind of asshole at all you will be ranked in one of the five (5) basic asshole types. For your testing fee you will receive up to 2 attempts at taking the exam just in case you make a mistake the first time.

If you have any questions contact Asshole Support for assistance.